Humor & Entertainment
epub, mobi |eng | 2012-03-25 | Author:Kelvin MacKenzie [Kelvin MacKenzie and Chas Newkey-Burden]

MAN ON THE MOON @NeilArmstrong Ha – me and @BuzzAldrin are chilling on the moon! One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind. #wishihadmygolfclubs 02.56, July 21, 1969 ...
( Category: Parodies March 26,2014 )
epub, mobi, pdf | | 2010-07-05 | Author:Grahame-Smith, Seth [Seth, Grahame-Smith,]

Pride And Prejudice And Zombies CHAPTER 37 THE TWO GENTLEMEN left Rosings the next morning, and Mr. Collins having been in waiting near the lodges, to make them his parting ...
( Category: Humorous March 26,2014 )
epub |eng | 2010-06-22 | Author:Alan Goldsher [Goldsher, Alan]

JIMMY NICOL: When Brian Epstein called to invite me on tour, the first thing I asked was, “Can I get speak with Ringo before I decide? I’d like to get ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction March 26,2014 )
epub | | | Author:The Harvard Lampoon Inc. Staff

( Category: Humor & Entertainment March 26,2014 )
epub |eng | 2009-03-20 | Author:Harvard Lampoon [Lampoon, Harvard]

7. THE MULLENS THE EGGSHELL-COLORED DAWN WOKE ME WITH ITS gentleness. My right leg was in my left armpit. Stuffed Dracula was tucked under my arm comfortingly. Ah, the beginning ...
( Category: Parodies March 26,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2012-08-07 | Author:Goldsher, Alan [Goldsher, Alan]

PART TWO CHAPTER 5 IN AUSTRIA, PUPPET shows are despised, and with good reason. According to experts on the history of Austrian puppetry—of which there are hundreds, if not thousands—1831 ...
( Category: Humorous March 26,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | | Author:Sterling Archer

Mojito Somebody please remind me: Why is it we don’t like Cuba? Seriously, did I miss something? Did John F. Kennedy walk into the Oval Office one day, only to ...
( Category: TV, Movie, Video Game Adaptations March 26,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2012-09-13 | Author:C. T. Grey [Grey, C. T.]

‘Are you sure you want this?’ I asked. ‘When I’m done you won’t be able to sit down for weeks.’ She nodded. ‘Okay,’ I said, putting the three-piece suite on ...
( Category: Parodies March 26,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2012-11-01 | Author:William Codpiece Thwackery [Thwackery, William Codpiece]

It seemed to Elizabeth that she had barely closed her eyes at all when the sun began creeping in at the window, like a burglar with nice warm hands. Sighing, ...
( Category: Parodies March 26,2014 )
epub |eng | 2012-07-04 | Author:Phil Torcivia [Torcivia, Phil]

Chapter Eleven No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. – Anonymous Wedding Day—the happiest day of a person’s life, right next to ...
( Category: Parodies March 26,2014 )
epub, mobi | | 2010-01-21 | Author:Mike Resnick [Resnick, Mike]

6. The Land of Eternal Youth It took Hightower and me another month before we hit anything resembling civilization, at which time we found ourselves in Katmandu, which has a ...
( Category: Parodies March 26,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2012-09-12 | Author:Tara Sivec [Sivec, Tara]

14. Porn and Snozzberries My best friend has been gone on her honeymoon for a week and I feel lost. I need someone to talk to. I’m sure I could ...
( Category: Love, Sex & Marriage March 26,2014 )
epub |eng | 2013-03-25 | Author:Karen Slavick-Lennard [Slavick-Lennard, Karen]

I’m so sorry about the Pop-Tarts. It really should never have happened. I want to dance in the rain but without the getting wet bit. Just put the fucking cow’s ...
( Category: Love, Sex & Marriage March 26,2014 )
epub, azw3 |eng | 2013-09-30 | Author:Tara Sivec [Sivec, Tara]

“I’m sorry, Siri. I still love you.” “Impossible.” “PIPE THE FUCK DOWN AND TAKE A COMPLIMENT, YOU WHORE FACE BAG OF DICKS!” Tyler tosses his cell in the center console ...
( Category: Love, Sex & Marriage March 26,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2012-11-19 | Author:Calvin Trillin [Trillin, Calvin]

On Not Leaving the Field Right-wingers who want to be heard Note Newt at his best’s only third. But if right-wing votes were combined, The front-runner might fall behind. So ...
( Category: Humor March 26,2014 )